WARNING Signs you need a new doctor

• He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk."

• Instead of rubber surgical gloves, he wears oven mitts.

• He is known to the other doctors as "the defendant."

• After examining you, he says, "Now your turn to do me."

• He sends you to the airport for x-rays.

• He keeps accidentally referring to your legs as "drumsticks."

• He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk."

• Instead of rubber surgical gloves, he wears oven mitts.

• He is known to the other doctors as "the defendant."

• After examining you, he says, "Now your turn to do me."

• He sends you to the airport for x-rays.

• He keeps accidentally referring to your legs as "drumsticks."


• He tries to colour your X-rays with crayons.


• His examination room is Room 69 at the No-Tell Motel.



• He tells you his anesthesiologist name is "Jim Beam."

• Before surgery, he asks if you want this "to work this time."

• When he says “my practice” he means “to practice”.

• He faints at the sight if blood.

• He asks you for your phone number after a physical exam

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