Showing posts with label jennifer Aniston. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jennifer Aniston. Show all posts
Monday, May 3, 2010
Thursday, April 1, 2010
THE NAKED TRUTH: If Jenn Aniston says something, we listen! So should all your FRIENDS!
"Look I eat really well and I work out, but I also indulge when I want to. I don’t starve myself in an extremist way. You’re not taking away my coffee or my dairy or my glass of wine because I’d be devastated. My advice: just stop eating shit every day."
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Hey Jenn, how are the men?
Poor Jennifer A., the girl FRIEND next door
So sweet, so pretty, never call her a whore.
She had her dream man, his name was Brad.
It’s all over now, we’re so so so sad!
As a couple, you failed to put marriage to the test,
We all know what’s to blame -- Angelina’s big chest
She took away your cutie sexy Pitt.
That bitch, that useless piece of shit!
Don’t worry girl, they’re other guys for you, there is no question,
You’re doing better that loser FRIEND JOEY, just a helpful suggestion.
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So sweet, so pretty, never call her a whore.
She had her dream man, his name was Brad.
It’s all over now, we’re so so so sad!
As a couple, you failed to put marriage to the test,
We all know what’s to blame -- Angelina’s big chest
She took away your cutie sexy Pitt.
That bitch, that useless piece of shit!
Don’t worry girl, they’re other guys for you, there is no question,
You’re doing better that loser FRIEND JOEY, just a helpful suggestion.
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