Showing posts with label funny picture. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny picture. Show all posts
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Monday, March 29, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
SEND HELP! SHE'S ga-ga ING!!
Confessing to U.K.'s Daily Mirror she's sworn off good lovin' for her whole tour.
"I'm single," said Gaga, 23. "I haven't got time to spend on the road to get to know anyone. Even Lady GaGa can be celibate, you don't have to have sex to be loved."
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BY THE WAY - She's the one on the left.
GENTLEMEN - Would you do her?
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"I'm single," said Gaga, 23. "I haven't got time to spend on the road to get to know anyone. Even Lady GaGa can be celibate, you don't have to have sex to be loved."
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BY THE WAY - She's the one on the left.
GENTLEMEN - Would you do her?
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Monday, March 8, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
CANADA eh! (BURP) ...where girls can be hosers, thus entitled to COLD ONES from MOLSON. Pass 'em some brewskees!
"It is not what we want to see," Gilbert Felli the executive director of the International Olympic Committee told AP. "I don't think it's a good promotion of sport values. If they celebrate in the changing room, that's one thing, but not in public."
(BELCH)
"OH CAN-A-DA, WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE!" (dartboard)
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Friday, January 29, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
CELINE, what are you thinking?
-- That’s it – no more lemon drops before the show.
-- I wish I would have remembered to put my teeth in.
-- That lipstick tasted funny – like Crazy Glue.
-- Does this face make my boobs look bigger?
-- Do you like my impression of a fish?
-- Oooooo I gotta go like a racehorse, I hope I can hold it in.
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Sunday, January 24, 2010
Let’s hear it from the girls -- “My face or yours” and other LESBIAN PICK-UP LINES
o Excuse me! Can we be OUT front with each other?
o Can you hit me below the belt?
o Hello kitten, I’m smitten.
o Hello! I’m your main course – hope it like me well-done.
o I don’t have to go to Holland to see such a well-built dyke.
o I have a secret – can you keep us between us girls?
o I hope you’re name is Susan, so you can sue me.
o I’m thinking of a good vibration – join me.
o If I were straight I’d still want you.
o Interested in a lots of touch and go.
o Isn’t it time to be gay and play?
o Join me in my playpen, I have lots of toys.
o Just because I look straight it doesn’t mean I am.
o Let’s get down for a good time.
o Lez be close friends!
o My ex-boyfriend was a girl.
o My place is downstairs wanna come?.
o Remember me – I put the ho into homo.
o Strap-on, strap off.
o When I see you, I can’t even think straight.
o Don’t go now, wait and come with me.
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Saturday, January 23, 2010
Thursday, January 21, 2010
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