CANADA eh! (BURP) ...where girls can be hosers, thus entitled to COLD ONES from MOLSON. Pass 'em some brewskees!

"It is not what we want to see," Gilbert Felli the executive director of the International Olympic Committee told AP. "I don't think it's a good promotion of sport values. If they celebrate in the changing room, that's one thing, but not in public."

(BELCH)



"OH CAN-A-DA, WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE!" (dartboard)

NO SIMON COWELL AND 8 OTHER GOOD REASONS TO GO TO CANADA

 You can tell the month by the weather outside.

 Paper money comes in colors.

 No deserts.

 Canadian tv stations show mostly American shows.

 Everybody knows what a Zamboni is and does.

 No troops in Iraq.

 Snow on Valentines Day.

 Easier to memorize the names of 10 province instead of 50 states.

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REASONS NOT TO GO TO CANADA

* 24 hour hockey on radio and tv stations everywhere.

* Waitresses won’t serve you in Quebec unless you order in French.

* You have to lick the back of the Queen of England’s head every time you use a postage stamp.

* Many believe that Justin Timberlake is a good place to go camping.

* The top magazine is called MACLEANS but it is pronounced MACLANES.

* Celine Dione is from Canada.

* They know the plural of MOOSE is Moose.

* They have Provinces not States.

* Saskatchewan is harder to spell than Massachusetts.

* It is far away from Disneyland.

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