why so sad?

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BABE ALERT!

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KHLOE K. -- what are you trying to say?

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BABE ALERT! And a tip from dart : BE CAREFUL around turntables or you'll be singing -- "I'm stuck on band-aids and band-aids stuck on me"

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NUDE IS NEVER RUDE -- read on

From one of our favorite newspapers Englands's THE SUN, here's a story we didn't have to edit:


POP star RIHANNA has confirmed rumors her pool guy HAS seen her naked.
The Barbados-born beauty said she likes to walk round in the buff - and forgets when the handyman is on duty.

Chatting to US radio, she said: "Oh my God! These are all true rumors.

"I don't like, flaunt my stuff to him. He comes one day a week.

"I just have no idea what day it is ever, so I never remember what day he comes and I'm always just walking around my house."

She added: "I'm never in LA so when I come, I'm not thinking, 'There's a pool guy that's going to come.'

"I'm come in, go to the refrigerator, grab a bottle of coconut water and then I turn around and it's like, frozen. Freeze."



Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/2755166/Rihanna-confirms-rumours-her-pool-man-has-seen-her-naked-are-true.html?#EMC-Bltn#ixzz0YZVDbXJA




HMMMMMM, she looks horny to DART!

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what the orange cat is saying:

 “Did you see what that pussy was wearing?”
 “If there’s any left, pass the Meow Mix?”
 “If it was up to me – I rather go nude”
 “Are you happy looking like Oprah?”
 “Have a mint! You have mouse breath!”
 “Not meowing? What’s your problem>cat’s got your tongue?”
 “I have friends on Twitter”
 “Face it, despite Obama – this is not a prrrrrrrrrrrrrfect world.”
 “I disagree with the statement ‘what’s the best tuna – chicken of the sea’. What do you think?
 “Who let dogs out? (woof woof woof-woof)"

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babe ALERT!

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HIGHER RATINGS --- YES!

When JAY LENO moved his show from late night to prime time, he promised the new spot would show us stuff he never did on his previous program. Tell us (show us) more!

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CHEST for LAUGHS

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LADY GAGA -- what are you thinking?

o “Help, help, I’m ga-ga-ga-ga ga-ing!”
o “Thank you Amy Winehouse for lending me your eyelashes.”
o “Can you see if there’s something stuck between my teeth?”
o “I don’t feel so good – maybe it’s something I put in my mouth.”
o “I’ve been told if I smile too much, I’ll look like Britney Spears!”
o “I’m ready for my close-up.”
o “Ewww, I think I should of paid the extra few bucks to get my hair done properly.”

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SHOW HER THE $$$$ - glasses cost money

BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA:

BRITNEY SPEARS put the sex into specs as she performed in geek chic glasses and a bowler hat in Brisbane.
And she added pants so big they would make Bridget Jones blush, teamed with sexy fishnet tights and a black bra.

Despite earlier controversy over her miming on stage, the singer's Circus tour has proved a huge hit Down Under and has smashed COLDPLAY's record for ticket sales at Sydney's Acer Arena.

Her four gigs sold an amazing 66,247 tickets - 7,000 more than CHRIS MARTIN'S band.

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Babe Alert!!!!!!

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