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PSychicKIKI feels all, sees all, tells all

BALLS, balls, balls, she has two. (No other psychic can say that!) By looking at her crystal orbs and laying her hands on them, some thing comes over her. She is able to see things, like the future.

Here’s some of her predictions:

To help the environment the Bee Gees will change their name to the BGs.

King Tut will be discovered after coming out if the tomb to be a crossdresser – so be re-named Queen Tut.



The Olsen twins will reveal they are triplets. The third sister in hiding because of her weight problems.

Stevie Wonder will get his Driver’s License.

Judge Judy will admit to being naked under her robes.

A bunny will be arrested for peeing in the pool at the Playboy Mansion.

Sarah Palin will switch from glasses to contacts.

“Take Your Child To Work Day” will be made a national holiday.

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Her name says it all – psyCHICKiki.

Do we need to say more?

She’s a predictor of all – people, place and things (even tomorrow’s weather).

Unlike others, she has two balls (big ones). Her best friends testify that what this “chick” is in fact certifiably “mental”. She shyly brags she has ESPN.

Her predictions are so accurate that not even an old hag at sideshow carnival booth (that yoo've paid ten bucks) would have a hard time matching. Only Al Roeker can claim to do better.

Don’t sit back (or stand up) and don’t say we didn’t advise (alert, caution, warn) you – here is what PSYCHICKIKI says (tells us) about the future!

Tomorrow’s headlines today!

• Lance Armstrong will get a bike for Christmas.

• Someone will tell Victoria’s secret.

• Donald Trump will give donate extra hair to Doctor Phil.

• Jack and Jill will be banned from ski resorts.

• Paris Hilton will have a hotel named after her. The SILLY BITCH INN will have not require reservations.

• Katie Perry will write a kiss and tell book.

• A woman will walk on the moon and leave high heel impressions that will last for millions of years.

• Britney Spears will market her own line of invisible underwear.

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