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airport x-ray, x-ray, read (see?) all about it!

Sky Harbor International Airport here will test a new federal screening system that takes X-rays of passenger's bodies to detect concealed explosives and other weapons.

The technology, called backscatter, has been around for several years but has not been widely used in the U.S. as an anti-terrorism tool because of privacy concerns.

The Transportation Security Administration said it has found a way to refine the machine's images so that the normally graphic pictures can be blurred in certain areas while still being effective in detecting bombs and other threats.

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THE DARTBOARD INTERVIEW: DART POKES while LADY PAM -- she SPAMS

DARTBOARD: Welcome Pam. A.

PAMELA ANDERSON: Thank you it’s always great to be on television.

D: Sorry, this isn’t TV.

P.A.: Radio then, I just love talking on the radio. I love Howard Stern.

D: Sorry Ms. Anderson, wrong again. Sorry this isn’t radio.

P.A.: Then what is this? I don’t just not wear a bra for everyone. Well I do but…

D: Sorry to interrupt but, the DARTBOARD is a webpage. People will be reading this like a book.

P.A.: A book?

D: Yes a book, that you read.

P.A.: Ok. I think I was told about them.

D: We’re getting off track -- let’s get to business. What do we owe this interview to? Are you here to talk your d-cups and your coffee shops?

P.A.: I’m always doing that, you see them, you like them, they’re new ones.

D: Yes good job, they look real. So what brings you here to the DARTBOARD.

P.A.: My sports car, a brand new pink Porche convertible. I has it made special for me.

D: Top down?

P.A.: Every chance I get!

D: Right, that’s obvious. Big headlights too, I bet.

P.A.: Huh?

D: What I meant was, are you here to promote something, a new movie? Maybe a Baywatch reunion, a Playboy cover, a new TV series?

P.A.: None of the above.

D: Then I assume you’re here to talk about PETA?

P.A.: You mean People who Eat Tasty Animals. Nope I’m here because I realized, and so did others, that it’s business that I’m built for.

D: No argument there.

P.A.: I’m here to announce the opening of my new massage parlor.

D: But P.A., you must realize that there are many of those already around here.

P.A.: Yes, but mine will be different.

D: How’s that?

P.A.: Mine will be self-serve.

D: Pamela Anderson.

P.A.: Yes?

D: Good bye!

P.A.: Yes, there will be, half-price opening special. Just mention my name. Hope everybody comes.

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