OH NO! LILO!!
A sex tape allegedly featuring Lindsay Lohan has allegedly surfaced and is about to made public.
Lindsay is said to be the star of a 47-second (don’t blink) clip, which could be about to appear on the World Wide Web.
The Daily Mirror (newspaper not the piece of glass in the bathroom where you look to check yourself out) reports
“The video film is dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act, which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors”.
HUSTLER has reportedly already offered almost $200,000 for the footage, which was shot by a waiter.
(Talk about room service).
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At the DARTBOARD, we feel what that magazine is doing is vile and degrading. So much so, we want to stop their evil deed.
To do this, we need your help DARTBOARD READERS. By sending in your dollars we can outbid this dirty-girlie magazine for this celebrity pornography.
Can you think of a better charitable cause?
After acquiring this “sex tape”, we promise to keep it in a safe place and let no one view it (unless they buy a copy for $49.95 plus tax, and a small fee for shipping and handling).
So readers, from your heart, please donate your dollars.
Two digits is good, three better, four digits or more – we will drive fast to your house to pick it up!
DO IT for the cause. (LINDSAY DOES!)
Give till it hurts (LINDSAY DOES THAT TOO!)
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