Showing posts with label divorce. Show all posts
Showing posts with label divorce. Show all posts

Friday, December 4, 2009

REASONS Tiger Woods cheated on his wife




> Argued why would it be too much for her to go to City Hall to get her name spelt properly to Ellen.

> He preferred four-somes with the boys than three-somes with girls.

> She sold their White House dinner invitations to another couple.

> She didn't let him putt in the hallway.

> She kept calling their son "boy".

> Obviously he's gay or blind.

> She forced him to see TWILIGHT and NEW MOON more than once.




> Figured the only way he could meet Judge Judy was in court.

> It would give him more time for driving lessons -- realizing a car is more complicated than a golf cart.

> It's easier to count money when your alone.

> Could now stay up to watch JAY LENO at ten.

> A fortune cookie told him Confucius said he should.







Monday, November 30, 2009

GOOD Reasons To DIVORCE



o Can leave lights on.
o Play music as loud as you want.
o Enjoy a tub of Häagen-Dazs with no guilt or need to share.
o Enjoy your own farts.
o Flirting with neighbors is now alright.
o No more waiting for the bathroom.
o Not longer necessary to remember important dates.
o One less Christmas present to buy.