PSYCHICKIKI >> the only PSYCHIC with two (count 'em) balls!!

She’s been staring at them for the past few hours. What is about the future that her balls tell her that she wants to share with us now, only Kiki knows and Kiki will tell us now:

o Wonder Woman will return. This time much more sexier – not weaing her Wonderbra.

o Boy George will finally go through puberty causing his voice to change and name to Man George.

o Starbucks will open a location on the moon.

o Because of global warming Eskimos will be buying swimming pools.

o Pamela Anderson will soon be busted (sorry ignore this, she is already).

o 7 Up will finally reveal what 6 Up and what the problrm with the other Ups were.

o Lady Gaga will marry herself.

o Smoking grass skirts will become legal in Hawaii.

o Bingo will be outlawed in Las Vegas.

o The Eiffel Tower will be tilted so that Parisians (without cable) can get more TV stations.

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Call her THE LADY WITH THE BALLS >> PSYCHIC KIKI

The LADY that possesses something all others can only wish for is here again, showing her made of crystal prizes as she always does.

Not shy, she tells what you want to know AND things you don’t. With just a little touch, here’s what she sees looking at them today:

 Tyra Banks will have a male child and name it Sperm.

 Florida will break away from the USA to be its own country and name Disneyworld as its capital city.

 Laverne & Shirley, Thelma and Louise, will both admit to being lesbians.

 Oprah will sing Opera.

 Sesame Street’s Big Bird will donate her body to a starving African family.

 Scientists will develop a pill to stop farts from smelling.

 Sarah Palin will go back to school and get her high school diploma.

 The Pony Express will return for environmental reasons.

 The Pope will be caught text messaging the Bible to the world causing cell phones internationally to explode.

 President Obama will spray-paint “B.O. WAS HERE “ on the Great Wall of China.

 The first brain transplant will happen in Alaska to an unidentified midddle-aged woman – results of whether it was a success or not will not be revealed until the publication of her next book.

 Men will no longer have to cough during physical examinations.

 Toasters will be found to cause extreme global warming causing them to be outlawed and banned.

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THE LADY WITH THE BALLS >> PSYCHICKIKI

Here she comes again! Holding her balls in her right hand and screaming out the words that we want to hear. She has a sick sense, has ESPN, and single-handedly put the ass back into ass-trology.

Psychic Kiki what do your balls tell us this time?




o A UFO will land atop a WALMART store and breed with the employees. The resulting children will be labeled Walmartans.

o Disneyland will introduce Frosty the Snowman as its newest member. Sadly, after a hot day, he will become Frosty the Puddle.

o Baskin-Robbins will break up.

o The Vatican will open a snack bar. Treats will include Pope-sicles and Pope Tarts.

o The next world-wide epidemic will be Star Wars Flu, later to be R2D2.

o Soduko will be outlawed in some southern states.

o Chinese restaurants will be forced to hire Blacks.

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