THE DARTBOARD INTERVIEW: Mariah Carey -- she gets BUSTED!

DARTBOARD: Welcome to THE DARTBOARD Mariah Carey.

MARIAH: Thank you, can I sit down?

DARTBOARD: Sure. Just wondering, do you read what the newspapers, gossip magazines, and entertainment shows, say about you?

MARIAH: I try to keep abreast of that.

DARTBOARD: What about what happened recently at that awards show where you appeared to be drunk?

MARIAH: Oh that – yes that, I feel like such a boob about that.

DARTBOARD: People said some pretty mean things about you.

MARIAH: I know I have my knockers.

DARTBOARD: I hear your making a new movie with some special effects in it. Can you tell us anything about it?
MARIAH: Sorry, all I can tell you it it will be more than exciting than 3D or triple D as I size it up.

DARTBOARD: I can see that.

MARIAH: I noticed you drove here in your new car.

DARTBOARD: Yes. I got cause it’s very safe, it has huge airbags.

DARTBOARD: Good looking car.

MARIAH: Yeah, Notice the big set of headlights.

DARTBOARD: I did. Where were you coming from?

MARIAH: Oh I was having some a fruit at a restaurant.

DARTBOARD: You like fruit?

MARIAH: I love my melons and my coconuts really stand out.

DARTBOARD: OK.

MARIAH: And they have fresh ones at Hooters. And they have the most delicious cold iced tea.

DARTBOARD: Is that your favorite drink?

MARIAH: Oh yes, I have big jugs at home.

DARTBOARD: I heard you’re on your way to the airport. Going to France?

MARIAH: Oooooo yes, I love to tan at Cannes.

DARTBOARD: Have Fun.

MARIAH: Ciao. And big ta-tas to all my fans.

DARTBOARD: Thanks for nipping in.

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No pussys for Mariah!!

Mariah Carey's recently requested to have 20 (not 10) white (not black) kittens at a Christmas lights switch-on in England has been blocked.

(TELL ME WHY!)

The diva of divas reportedly wanted the young meow-ers and 100 white doves (birds not the soaps) to accompany her at the extravagant switch-on ceremony at shopping centre in west London.

Also she requested to be showered with butterfly-shaped confetti - her favorite insect (not moths?) while standing on a pink podium and waving a magic wand (batteries not included).

The singer arrived in a Rolls-Royce and was accompanied by 80 security guards as well as her 15-strong entourage (she has friends?).

But while most of her demands were met, health and safety officials refused her request to have kittens and doves - because animals are not allowed inside the complex.

"We did manage to source the doves that we were going to release into the sky, but the kittens proved terribly difficult." was the official statement.

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MAYBE SHE COULD HAVE SPENT A MINUTE SHOPPING FOR A CHEAP BRA -- LIKE SHE CAN'T AFFORD ONE!

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