* Instead of papers on his desk is a mattress.
* He answers his cellphone in a whisper when you’re close by.
* He advertises for new help on Craig’s List and does interviews by candelight wine and music, after hours.
* He changes his clothes when he leaves for lunch then changes them back when he gets back.
* He knows all the nearby hotels, their room rates, and the name of the maid on the 10th floor.
* His Facebook picture is a body part of his.
* If you ask him if he talks to his wife after sex, he tells you “Yes, if there is a phone nearby.”
* He goes to a convention in Las Vegas on every weekend.
* For office parties he uses blow-up condoms instead of balloons
